My Own History

geoff_the_great @ 2007-01-01T15:35:00

2007-01-01T20:35:48Z

What. The. Fuck.

Okay. I'm glad you guys had a good time at the party, apparently, but seriously. Could you have left some fun for me?

Not that it wasn't fun, but fuck. It kind of wasn't. No, it really wasn't.

But I'm glad you guys had fun.

Party

2006-12-20T22:39:03Z

We're overdue, and you all know it.

So, as a belated Christmas/birthday party for Jane, I'm throwing a New Year's Eve party at my place. There will be plenty of rooms to choose from, if you get my drift. Party starts at ten and should last through the night. And you know what all else happens at m parties. So plan to attend.

Edit Bonus to anyone who— Well, I'll tell you in person. Don't know who's reading, after all.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-11-15T23:46:00

2006-11-16T04:46:01Z

Smutty Moll.

Homecoming.

Are we or aren't we?

geoff_the_great @ 2006-11-08T22:59:00

2006-11-09T03:59:15Z

Today was my first day back in a while, I know. After that Halloween shit, I thought I was going batshit insane. My parents let me get away with it for a while because they thought I was going insane too. Today we decided to see how I'd do back in school.

And I know I'm fucking crazy. Seriously. What the fuck is it with the geese?

And Machiavelli's in the running for homecoming king? Shit.

I am fucking crazy. The only cure is alcohol.

Seriously. Machiavelli and not me? What the hell, mates?

Class Trip

2006-10-17T18:13:59Z

Who wants to go to Europe for the class trip?

geoff_the_great @ 2006-10-12T02:52:00

2006-10-12T02:55:23Z

Party my place

7 o'clock

This Friday

Can you believe this guy?

2006-10-10T18:30:38Z

Nico is too scared to say anything, but you guys know how much I want to get to the truth of things and stuff, so does anyone know anything about a body that is missing an eye and everything below the neck?

The body's head may be masquerading as a soccer ball, if that helps.

NOT GOING CRAZY

2006-10-02T15:26:14Z

I didn't get the captaincy, but that's all right. I'm Sports Rep. If Nico doesn't keep me as a starter (and a forward, no less), then the budget for the soccer program will start to mysteriously disappear.

Oh, and ladies. I am a bass player in a ska band. Come by and see me. *waggles ze eyebrows*

So this is NOT the time to go crazy. Not that I'm having nightmares that are narrated in Gregorian chants or seeing Victor dressed as a monk when he's debating whether or not to snog Jane or anything.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-09-20T18:39:00

2006-09-20T23:41:59Z

As Nico decided to bail and go up against a girl instead (guess he thought Eliza would swoon for him and lose, like that will ever happen), I'm alone in the Sports Rep competition.

In other news, I auditioned today (hellooooooooooo ladies) for The Importance of Being Earnest. I am getting the role of Jack. I know this, because that's how awesome I am. I was Jack. I'm telling you. And I can't wait to snog Gwendolyn, even if it is Edith or whoever else is running.

Speaking of which, party at the Red Room. Score!

Damn. I've got to go. Catch you guys later!

geoff_the_great @ 2006-08-23T21:39:00

2006-08-24T02:42:12Z

I don't want to kill trees to draw stupid, craptastic art, so I used Google Images instead.

This is what turned up when I googled "machiavelli" and "loser":

And this was on some chick's site about the twerp:

So suck it, Machiavelli.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-08-19T11:55:00

2006-08-19T17:01:41Z

• I am awesome.

• Someone else has had the benefit of my awesomosity.

• I am more than ready for the soccer team.

• Despite how completely awesome I am, I get the feeling I missed something. Anyone care to enlighten me?

geoff_the_great @ 2006-07-31T10:25:00

2006-07-31T15:25:22Z

As many of you might have heard, I'm having a party Thursday evening at 9:30. It's a costume party, something to help out Victor Hugo and celebrate the end of summer.

So eat, ~~drink,~~ and be merry, for shortly after the party we've got nothing but common drudgery to look forward to.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-07-23T21:51:00

2006-07-24T02:53:52Z

Done with my community service.

So the thing with Alfric has me amused. If it's true that he's the one who sold us out about the party, I'm kind of pleased that Phelp put those pornos in his office. I heard my parents talking about it; seems there's morethan porno mags. The cops might have found pictures of kids. I don't even want to know how Phelp got hold of those.

Anyone up to a little celebration? I know the teachers probably read these, so I'm not promising alcohol.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-07-04T10:57:00

2006-07-04T15:57:58Z

Well, community service was fun. For that party though, I think it was worth it.

Minor question here: Who the hell ratted us out?

geoff_the_great @ 2006-06-01T22:46:00

2006-06-02T03:48:50Z

I've rented The Red Room for this Saturday, June 3rd. A sort of end-of-term gift. Just a party with a dj, as requested by Emily. And since I'm holding it, no adult supervision. I hope you guys go. Or at least enough of you to make the price of rent worth it. Renting the Red Room out on a Saturday is not exactly cheap.

But I hope it cheers you up, Emily.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-04-16T22:09:00

2006-04-17T03:12:41Z

Lost both games, but had a good run. The children have an interesting way of playing soccer, which mostly involves playing tag and kicked the ball a few feet away whenever it gets close enough. They'll chase each other, but they don't seem inclined to chase the ball in the least. But what else could happen? They're six.

But the lacross game was loads better, like a huge battle. But our captain, Josh, hardly knows what he's about. I hate to encourage disloyalty in the ranks, but Josh couldn't lead Eliza Phelp to a bottle of vodka.

No offense, Eliza, it's just what I've heard.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-04-12T12:12:00

2006-04-12T17:14:07Z

I know I've been quiet lately, but I've been coaching an elementary soccer team, and I recently joined the school's lacrosse team. If anybody wants to see some games, I'm coaching soccer this Saturday at eight, and then the lacross team has a game at four.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-03-22T18:16:00

2006-03-23T00:16:23Z

Hey, playful_jane. If you're still up to it, I'll take you to the concert. I'm bored out of my mind here.

geoff_the_great @ 2006-01-25T21:44:00

2006-01-26T03:46:01Z

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've been doing really well here. I settled in, my parents are mostly leaving me alone, I'm on a first-name basis already with most of the teachers (took a little work, but I still did it).

Sixteen days. Any of you ladies want to go to Jeff's dance with me?

Speaking of Jeff, the guy's great. And not only because we have the same first names.

Not the best day, to be honest.

2005-11-22T20:11:43Z

For some reason my friends' page isn't working properly. The only entry I see is an announcement from Jane, letting me know Sweet Inklings has burned down. Anything I can do, Jane?

As a side note, I hate bloody dragons.

geoff_the_great @ 2005-10-25T10:06:00

2005-10-25T15:09:51Z

Finally, I'm at school. It's more interesting than I'd bargained for, but only in the amount of work. At least I'm amongst my own kind, students that is to say.

geoff_the_great @ 2005-10-11T11:23:00

2005-10-11T16:32:17Z

I was very disappointed today when a result of minor incompetence on the school's part brought me to the secretary, a woman who should have been placed in the Smithsonian's dinosaur exhibit long ago, to clarify some business details. However, I did get the chance to meet Jane, who was looking for her cat during lunch. Pity she has a boyfriend, or else I would have flirted with her more.

We didn't find her cat, but I did find out loads of stuff about my future classmates.

Honestly. Monmouth is my middle name. I use it for a lark. But my real name, the official one, is Geoffrey Arthur.

geoff_the_great @ 2005-09-27T17:16:00

2005-09-27T22:18:54Z

I'm glad I'm done with that. Dad insisted I get a part-time job, but it was only a temp job, and it's done. Anyone want to celebrate?

Classes: Biology, Film Studies, English, Career and Life Management, 20th Century History, Math

I got lucky with my class schedule. I've seen some very pretty ladies, and I'm willing to bet I'm in a class or two with some of them. Lucky me!

geoff_the_great @ 2005-09-05T16:43:00

2005-09-05T21:41:25Z

Awful. Horrible. Cruel and malicious.

My family has come to visit. It's like a parody of life, with all the off-color individuals gathering at my house, along with small children and elderly people. My parents usually let me get by with a large amount as long as I don't do anything horrid, but my aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, and other guests are not so kind. It's throwing quite a wrench in my plans and hopes for my future.

If anyone might wish to help alleviate my pain...

New Here, Hello

2005-08-18T06:00:29Z

Father can be such a prig sometimes. I was doing just fine at my old school, but he felt I wasn't seeing enough of the world. What does he do? Sends me to another posh school, of course. Still have to break my back on holiday so he can tell people what good work I'm doing as a volunteer for random causes.

Thankfully, there are women here. Many beautiful young ladies. I'm looking forward to meeting all of you.

I won't be starting at Eupheme until the start of the new term, but I was browsing through journals (rather public, aren't they?) and saw there is to be a party. Am I allowed to attend? I'd love to meet some of you before starting here.

Off to finish unpacking and watch Family Guy reruns. I'll never understand how such base characters can be so funny, but they are amusing.