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Monday, January 1, 2007

3:35PM

What. The. Fuck.

Okay. I'm glad you guys had a good time at the party, apparently, but seriously. Could you have left some fun for me?

Not that it wasn't fun, but fuck. It kind of wasn't. No, it really wasn't.

But I'm glad you guys had fun.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

5:39PM - Party

We're overdue, and you all know it.

So, as a belated Christmas/birthday party for Jane, I'm throwing a New Year's Eve party at my place. There will be plenty of rooms to choose from, if you get my drift. Party starts at ten and should last through the night. And you know what all else happens at m parties. So plan to attend.


Edit Bonus to anyone who— Well, I'll tell you in person. Don't know who's reading, after all.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

11:46PM

Smutty Moll.

Homecoming.

Are we or aren't we?

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

10:59PM

Today was my first day back in a while, I know. After that Halloween shit, I thought I was going batshit insane. My parents let me get away with it for a while because they thought I was going insane too. Today we decided to see how I'd do back in school.

And I know I'm fucking crazy. Seriously. What the fuck is it with the geese?

And Machiavelli's in the running for homecoming king? Shit.

I am fucking crazy. The only cure is alcohol.










Seriously. Machiavelli and not me? What the hell, mates?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

1:13PM - Class Trip

Who wants to go to Europe for the class trip?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

2:52AM

Party my place

7 o'clock

This Friday

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

1:27PM - Can you believe this guy?

Nico is too scared to say anything, but you guys know how much I want to get to the truth of things and stuff, so does anyone know anything about a body that is missing an eye and everything below the neck?

The body's head may be masquerading as a soccer ball, if that helps.

Monday, October 2, 2006

10:23AM - NOT GOING CRAZY

I didn't get the captaincy, but that's all right. I'm Sports Rep. If Nico doesn't keep me as a starter (and a forward, no less), then the budget for the soccer program will start to mysteriously disappear.

Oh, and ladies. I am a bass player in a ska band. Come by and see me. *waggles ze eyebrows*

So this is NOT the time to go crazy. Not that I'm having nightmares that are narrated in Gregorian chants or seeing Victor dressed as a monk when he's debating whether or not to snog Jane or anything.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

6:39PM

As Nico decided to bail and go up against a girl instead (guess he thought Eliza would swoon for him and lose, like that will ever happen), I'm alone in the Sports Rep competition.

In other news, I auditioned today (hellooooooooooo ladies) for The Importance of Being Earnest. I am getting the role of Jack. I know this, because that's how awesome I am. I was Jack. I'm telling you. And I can't wait to snog Gwendolyn, even if it is Edith or whoever else is running.

Speaking of which, party at the Red Room. Score!

Damn. I've got to go. Catch you guys later!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

9:39PM

I don't want to kill trees to draw stupid, craptastic art, so I used Google Images instead.

This is what turned up when I googled "machiavelli" and "loser":

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And this was on some chick's site about the twerp:

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So suck it, Machiavelli.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

11:55AM

• I am awesome.

• Someone else has had the benefit of my awesomosity.

• I am more than ready for the soccer team.

• Despite how completely awesome I am, I get the feeling I missed something. Anyone care to enlighten me?

Monday, July 31, 2006

10:25AM

As many of you might have heard, I'm having a party Thursday evening at 9:30. It's a costume party, something to help out Victor Hugo and celebrate the end of summer.

So eat, drink, and be merry, for shortly after the party we've got nothing but common drudgery to look forward to.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

9:51PM

Done with my community service.

So the thing with Alfric has me amused. If it's true that he's the one who sold us out about the party, I'm kind of pleased that Phelp put those pornos in his office. I heard my parents talking about it; seems there's morethan porno mags. The cops might have found pictures of kids. I don't even want to know how Phelp got hold of those.

Anyone up to a little celebration? I know the teachers probably read these, so I'm not promising alcohol.

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

10:57AM

Well, community service was fun. For that party though, I think it was worth it.

Minor question here: Who the hell ratted us out?

Thursday, June 1, 2006

10:46PM

I've rented The Red Room for this Saturday, June 3rd. A sort of end-of-term gift. Just a party with a dj, as requested by Emily. And since I'm holding it, no adult supervision. I hope you guys go. Or at least enough of you to make the price of rent worth it. Renting the Red Room out on a Saturday is not exactly cheap.

But I hope it cheers you up, Emily.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

10:09PM

Lost both games, but had a good run. The children have an interesting way of playing soccer, which mostly involves playing tag and kicked the ball a few feet away whenever it gets close enough. They'll chase each other, but they don't seem inclined to chase the ball in the least. But what else could happen? They're six.

But the lacross game was loads better, like a huge battle. But our captain, Josh, hardly knows what he's about. I hate to encourage disloyalty in the ranks, but Josh couldn't lead Eliza Phelp to a bottle of vodka.

No offense, Eliza, it's just what I've heard.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

12:12PM

I know I've been quiet lately, but I've been coaching an elementary soccer team, and I recently joined the school's lacrosse team. If anybody wants to see some games, I'm coaching soccer this Saturday at eight, and then the lacross team has a game at four.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

6:16PM

Hey, [info]playful_jane. If you're still up to it, I'll take you to the concert. I'm bored out of my mind here.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

9:44PM

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've been doing really well here. I settled in, my parents are mostly leaving me alone, I'm on a first-name basis already with most of the teachers (took a little work, but I still did it).

Sixteen days. Any of you ladies want to go to Jeff's dance with me?

Speaking of Jeff, the guy's great. And not only because we have the same first names.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

2:10PM - Not the best day, to be honest.

For some reason my friends' page isn't working properly. The only entry I see is an announcement from Jane, letting me know Sweet Inklings has burned down. Anything I can do, Jane?

As a side note, I hate bloody dragons.

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